equest the Honour of your Presence at a Toasting Session to be held in the South Common Room of Timothy Dwight College on Saturday, the sixteenth Day of the second Month, in the Year of our Lord the two thousand and eighth, at the traditional Hour of eight fifteen post meridiem, at which the Ladies and Gentlemen of the Party, and honoured Guests, will pledge Abstinence from all forms of Continence.

Work is the Curse of the Drinking Classes.
Oscar Wilde

Asceticism can be seen at its Highest amongst the Members of the Party dining at the third Table along the South Wall of Commons Dining Hall at five thirty post meridiem Monday to Thursday.

Collective Denial will feature at the YPU on Tuesday at 7.30 in SSS 114, when Mike Gravel will keynote, R: Power to the People. Members and Petitioners are reminded that they are expected to sign in at least three Times this Semester with the Party of the Right.